more, rape.

Rape is such a horrible occurrence yet its a part of all our lives. I've had family members raped and there's a friend of the family who actually went to jail for it, when i found that out it undoubtedly and deserving leaves a stigma to the guy. My dad believes the man to be innocent of the crime but yet still doesn't trust him. 9/10ts of the girls that have the misfortune of fucking me have had rape fantasies. Which I'm just flat out not willing to participate in. For starters all women are headcases and any woman willing to fuck me should be hospitalized. So the idea that I'm gonna supposedly rough a girl up and take her and leave dna yields to a trust level that I'd just never attain with a girl of that ilk. Now if someday my wife is into it maybe but even then I'd still demand it written out that she won't press charges. I'm sure those will stand up in court. Anyways lets just dive right into it with a suggestion from my friend.

Jack the narrator: so two things here. I'm not gonna keep typing the narrator his name is Jack for fucks sake and secondly I'm gonna take a quick shot at Palahnuik fans and I'll say this. The screen adapters and Fincher did more to help understand Jack and Tyler more than the book could. With out the ability to give you the written word. Ok so this is harder. Unlike Rambo, Mad Max and others jack didn't really have a bad background. I don't care how you spin it having a boring job is not an excuse for sexual assault. Chuck was lazy and wrote what I assume is Jacks back story in Choke of a fatherless kid with a hands off mom. So cry yourself to sleep fag mommy didn't love you. The only position for rape would be Marla whatever but then you gotta ask the question would it be rape? Marla is already fucking Jack's body. So suspending that you know they're the same person you're given a great existential debate here. Rape within the parameters of betrayed consensual sex. Its like a pair of identical twins fucking the same girl with out her knowledge. Then is it rape? She said "yes" in the simplest sense of the word. So the answer is by default no. He couldn't rape her so the very paradox of him not being able to rape Marla blows up the whole scenario before it starts. Or does it? Could Jack have gotten away with fucking Marla after he realizes Tyler is a part of him? Say he meets Marla takes her to the diner so the singer from Live can give them clean food. Jack pulls his dick out under the table, Marla isn't saying no to that dick. She doesn't know its the same dick but to a different brain. I'm at a loss for what is rape and what is just sneaky sex. So I am jack's dismissal from this debate.

Luke: now the Luke rape scenario is going to be immediately qualified by me for two reasons.
1) I love Paul Newman and Luke is my favorite character of all time unless you count "shark" from jaws.
2) no woman in 1967 married single or freshly widowed is saying no to Paul Newman. Most men would say yes for Christs sakes he's enchanting.
3) Luke's heart was outside the prison and he was trying to get back to it. Taking it from another free person makes no sense.
Now the rape scenario is the lady that washed the car in front of the work gang taunting them with her big fat wet tits. (Already assigning blame) so Dragline and Loudmouth overpower the guards and Luke walks over to the girl and makes sweet love to the her. Ok see rape isn't possible, she wants it half as bad as I do. Newman is too dreamy. #37 is out.

Lets move the topic of rape from the past into the future.

Johnny Rico: now this is a scenario I can get behind. Johnny left to join the global federation of earth infantry and his girlfriend from high school Carmen Ibanez joins to be a g.f.e. pilot. So she dumps him via webcam and immediately starts sucking pilot instructor cock. Meanwhile johnny after learning his whole home town is destroyed including his family and dog and other football game teammates thing is seeing his friends and instructors die he ALMOST dies and his girl dumps him for inferiority and obvious lack o' height. The possible rape is of course when they run into each other at hq and johnny still has blood on him and his sweet laser tattoo. And carmen still has her pilot instructors semenal fluids so Rico is overwhelmed with the feeling of him being a pawn coupled with the feeling of being forgotten about by the girl he loved and pretty much only had one love left, and that was the corps. So why not remind Ibanez what she's missing out on, that night after the dance where mazzy star played she took it there. The problem is Denise Richards is an unattractive sow of a woman and i can't imagine him actually fucking her when the other option in his life is much more attractive in Dina Meyer. So even if the anger and hopelessness is there the sheer will to do it isn't there. His balls are drained and he's getting his aggression out on those god damn bugs. Rico is out of this conversation and debate would you like to know more?


Corbin Dallas - Multipass. Well let's agree he has the typical once was a decorated veteran now he finds himself in a life that wasn't as good as where he thought he was headed. He has horrendous dyed blonde hair. He was fired from his lowly job as a cab driver. And what falls from the sky but what could be the most attractive woman of all time in Lelu Dallas Milla Jovovich. So the opportunity is there, the nothing to lose let's suck these tits now mentality is there. He kisses her while passed out so that asks the question. Is "it" there. And it just isn't. As incredibly rapeable as Lelu is she could kick the shit out of any man who tries. Hell maybe even me. So maybe the desire of kissing Lelu wasn't gonna turn into dicking and even if it did she'd probably kick him in the face 10 times in 2 seconds. Plus later in the movie Corbin is in love with her as we all are and there is no chance of raping her at that point. I'll visit this point later in the discussion but like Jean Claude and Segal obviously Bruce Willis doesn't have to rape. Dallas is out.