Thursday, July 28, 2011

I wish the Discovery channel had 51 weeks of sharks and one week of ice fishers and motorcycle builders.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Ok we're all adults here. Is it ok to admit I feel like the social network purposely shook it's audience in the first 10 mins just to do it?

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Yul Brynner and horses.

I honestly can't stop thinking about Yul Brynner's brow line. ever see someone who was just made to play a villain? how was he ever a hero in Magnificent Seven and Westworld. He was so good as the heel in The Ten Commandments. Also his torso was incredibly large but not totally out of shape. Its an old gag to do the 1950s and 60s actors were in horrible half shape in every movie but were still sold as in shape. But there is just something so captivating about his torso. Jesus.


such a casual pose for a fucking pharaoh.

look at his brow, throw patrick stewart in the fucking trash.

before you make a joke this is the most hetero pose a russian man has ever made

Brenner is so overlooked by my generation, he's like a horse. We owe so much to the horse, as a society and planet. The infrastructure the travel, the shortening of the world, the exploration, the lives saved, the fucking world would never have happened since horses. and since we got cars we invest nothing in them but to rape their genetics so people who own tobacco companies can race them. Horses built society and we still can't figure out how to have them survive a broken leg or really exist without nailing fucking metal to their feet. Mankind is Jennifer Love Hewitt in Can't Hardly Wait with out the realization and horses are...that other guy who wasn't Mike Dexter.

Yul Brynner was a horse and now people tell me that Brad Pitt is a ferarri. Well excuse me but I'd rather ride a horsNO YOU'RE GAY

also how fucking racist was hollywood where a russian was playing an oriental and an egyptian in a single fucking year? Thats almost as impressive as Ava Divine appearing in both asian and latin pornos.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

I believe it was Nietzsche who said "for every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing". And that bait. Is the wolf tee shirt.

You show me two men arguing over which middle earth city could've distended the larger Orc attack. I will show you a pending wolf shirt sale.
Halloween gentlemen is a MYTH! We do our biggest business at gem stone conventions.
Wolves are a noble animal. Often if not always found perched atop rocky inclines. Howling exclusively at full moons.

baying at the waning gibbus