parallels

Elton John will be at my wedding, and the broad I marry will be a princess.

Ok I'll say it. "Faster" is a great fucking gritty movie and The Rock was really strong in it.

a requiem for dana hersey

I remember being a kid and the channel that would later turn into UPN and then the WB and eventually became whatever it is today was called WSBK and they would have a show called the movie loft and I would watch movies like Jason And The Argonauts and The Deer Hunter, completely unedited on broadcast TV.

This clip is EXACTLY how I remember it and I started looking for lists of movies this show played. God it was great.



The best voice and gestures, can't believe this guy didn't end up a national star.

This channel also played Bruins games M*A*S*H* and Coach, so needless to say I'd be in my bed with drawers underneath it with my rainbow quilt and my tricerotops were on my night stand in beautiful display watching over my perfectly rapable bottom. While my non cable tv would be locked on this station.

Did you guys realize that the hotel owner on Deadwood was also in Newhart?
I told my dad that and he acted like I just broke the story of the sky being blue.

Can you fucking believe Robert Altman directed Popeye?
holy shit worst post ever

The worst part of my Tron sequel let down was that I thought a Disney movie could've been good.

going deep.

I remember watching a preview for a movie like maybe 5 or 100 years ago for some stupid horror movie that nobody saw. Where a girl sends a picture of herself to her boyfriend while she's showering and the boyfriend sees the killer behind her in the picture and that was like a really creepy moment, for 15 year old girls or whatever. Movies never go deep enough into the things that actually interest me.

then I thought how fucking awful it must be to find out your daughter was murdered at school and on top of that she was a dirty whore.

You know the difference between The Tourist and From Paris With Love? I expected better from Depp.

Backdraft

Donald Sutherland playing arsonist Hannibal Lector is so fucking awful. Asking Baldwin if the fire looked at him? That is supposed to be him psychologically breaking down Baldwin. Pressuring him about a fucking fire he showed up at. Fantastic. Do you still hear the lambs Clarice? His burn scars are ridiculous. One eyebrow and a hilarious part burned into his head. Fucking jerk off wrote this movie? His character has the subtlety of dynamite fishing.


HACK!
was he ever good in anything? I hated Body Snatchers, he was in that right?
To me he just seems like Christopher Walken/Jon Voight.
eh... fuck 'em

The electrical socket shaped burn on the vet pitcher from Major League "reveal" really pushes the whole idea of it being a reveal, the guy attempted to murder a state representative and their plan is to later confront the guy about it on a roof.


For those of you struggling to remember theres an altercation in a house between Baldwin and a masked assailant. In the scuffle the masked douche is burned on an electrical outlet and later at the fire house Baldwin sees a fellow fireman have a perfect outlet shaped scar on his back. The movie has the fucking nerve to show a flashback for those of you who lost a loved one in the 20 minutes between the events and completely forgot.

Did anyone else think the whole uncovering a complex plot to steal municipal funding was a bit much for 2 firefighters? Or even 1 fire fighter and his lieutenant? They basically did Serpico except with fire fighters no help from internal affairs and not good. I kinda wanna be a cop just so I can openly not talk to Internal Affairs, give them nothing. I rarely ever get to stonewall someone. Fucking dying to give it a shot someday. Watching season 2 of the wire does that to me, makes me want to keep my mouth shut until I lawyer up. Always wanted to say "you gonna charge me?"

Such a gutsy thing to do, its like a nail asking a carpenter to hit them and brashly strutting out of the...nail keeping area. Not my best analogy but its still hard as life.

I can't believe I loved this movie as a fucking kid. The explosions are so cool. The barrels just rocketing up. Forgot about the ax fight. What a stupid climax. I was a real dickhead when I was a kid. Someone should have swung me by the ankles and break my neck on a fucking sink.


Chicago is such a beautiful city and I only hear great things about it. I hope I never go there and have it ruined for me. Or it dies so people can over rate it greatly. This movie stinks but I think it was the last time any movie was allowed to show firemen in any sort of light other than "selfless hero"

Is Angelina Jolie walking the streets of libya is just the most TYPICAL fucking thing ever? Going to oversee things are we? Making sure things are OK? Just concentrate on making movies about bullets curving you fucking over involved self important slit. No one would know your fucking name if you weren't attractive and didn't get naked. You're one set of tits and a dna line to a C level actor away from working at Olive Garden. The Libyan rebels still hate women and would beat you with rocks if they saw this picture



side boob = stoning

Executive Decison

Executive Decision on Spike. John Leguizano. Asian guy from Oz. Kurt Russel. Halle Berry. Steven Segal. The guy who blew his brains out in A Few Good Men. The one armed man from the Fugitive. Donald Trump's ex-wife. The Jump to Conclusions guy from Office Space. The Doctor from Total Recall. Oliver Plat. Black Guy from Terminator 2. The guy who directed Lethal Weapon and Superman. The guy who wrote Predator.

Fuck is this?

It is nice that the terrorists in this movie are muslim though. I'm kind of sick of seeing Eastern Europeans billed as suicide pact having terrorists. Does anyone think its funny that the movie was basically saved by Kurt Russel racially profiling looking for muslims on a plane? I'm in.

Bigger travesty of the early 00s? Robin Williams being carried on about as funny or that Amanda Peet billed as an enchanting attractive woman?