why couldn't jason statham be in the longest yard? he could be the English soccer player turned field goal kicker.
this just makes too much sense on so many levels. He gets all excited to play football, gets outside and sees its American football and acts all dejected about it finally after some convincing he joins and everyone accepts him.
It would even give the soundtrack a chance to play a random song from The Who.
rantings of a person who has no reason to be as sure of himself as he is.
