Jurrasic Park 4 pt1 of too many

So its time for me to take something back from Hollywood that its always owed us. People talk about Lucas and Spielberg like they are animals for ruining Star Wars and Indiana Jones and whatever else, not like there was much to ruin about Star Wars, they were a stupid movie for kids made to sell toys with borrowed premises that you've seen 100 times before and they've stayed that way. But to me the biggest sin Spielberg did besides what happened to Jaws after he didn't do the sequels or more over not allow them to be made in the first place was what happened to Jurassic Park. He had a great idea, dinosaurs on earth today and only made one and .25 good movies out of it.

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So ever since 8th grade or so I've thought about Jurassic Park 2, then eventually 3, then now 4. While other students were talking about various girls and their pussies or whatever guys talk about I was dreaming about Deinonychus and how they compare to Velociraptors. What if there was a D vs V brawl? Who would win? And of course that's a stupid question because Velociraptors are like 2/3rds the size of Deinonychus. What about Allosaurus?!? What about Dinosaur vs Dinosaur fights. And of course in 2005 with the discovery of Mapusaurus and the previous Giganotosaurus. Two Carnivores bigger than the t-rex. And of course the Spinosaurus showed up in JP3 but who even gave a shit at that point? And further more how would anyone explain that a dinosaur was made by InGen that was never accounted for or discussed in either movie before and oh by the way its bigger than a t-rex. To write this story you have to fight the inner dino-demand to be a total dino-geek adding in all sorts of dinosaurs from various eras and then have InGen have no idea they would be there. How were people shocked by a 40 foot tall carnivore? How do people "forget" about the most powerful animal on earth? It snapped the fucking t-rex's neck for fuck sake.



A paleontologist said that "tyrannosaurs are likely to have been scavengers and rarely would hunt and kill where Spinosaurus were the great hunters of the era thousands of miles west of the tyrannosaurs and likely never ran into each other" he'd go on to say that Santa Clause wasn't real and your parents like to fuck each other. What a fucking buzzkill to read that, so like any good movie, I'm going to ignore science.

Obviously I have the whole movie planned out with actors and actresses with an evolving cast since I've been a kid. The female lead started out as Nee Campbell and worked its way up past stints as Rose Mcgowan and whatever other big titted brunet i fell in love with for a short period of time that no one has seen in 3 years. Now I'm not gonna make Gummo with dinosaurs so i played for conventional movie Hero, Woman(who doesn't need saving all the time but reluctantly needs the hero), Evil dude, other good guys, other bad guys, people you don't get to know and will just eventually die. I'll get into casting in the next post, then eventually story line.