Thursday, June 2, 2011

lets build a house

lets make up a t.v. show just to do it. even though this is the beginning of me expressing heartbreak over a casting job by a producer lets just do it...

i love writers, so i'll start here and i love to write but all i can do is write cynical horse shit and since cynicism is intellectual treason then you know i suck and i'm only good at tearing houses down not building one. So lets look at how nice this house could be. David Milch wrote the best two shows HBO never should've cancelled in Deadwood and John From Cincinnati. So you have a fantastic writer and a cable network that owes this director a big favor after two short sighted fuck ups that I pray to god they know they should take back.

Add to that a top 10 all time actor in Dustin Hoffman and fantastic character actors like the Jewish guy from Snatch, one of the presidential advisers from Dave, The big brother from Summer Catch(fuck you I liked it), Larry David's douchey unfunny cousin who's wife made the hats, Nick fucking Nolte (although his character being known as "The Old Man" is fucking perilous at best). The lead is a relatively unknown guy playing a who gives a shit at a race track.

It seems I'm just listing things here so I'll get back to the story. The story is around horse racing and even though that has no bearing on anyone's life who's family didn't directly benefit from slave labor it is a dramatically unknown subculture of America that no one has written anything about other than an underdog story about a horse no one believed in.

So everything seems lined up right? Well hold on right where you are because low and behold Micheal Mann is involved. Micheal Mann has fucked up so many great houses that other better humans have built and he at this point to me in my life owes me an apology for Wanted. A great collection of actors characters story and idea for a movie that he dog fucked. Micheal Mann has had a list of travesties that only enrages me and when compared to Wanted the only bigger sin than when he let Al Pacino play the Los Angeles Police Detective like a fucking carnival barker from fucking New Orleans.

Anyways Luck could be a great show, or it could suck because Michael Mann is a set of fucking tits.

fuck it.


horses.

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