Saturday, April 7, 2012

science.

I'd like to cite a law of physics.
Theory of relativity and how it completely doesn't work with Grey's Anatomy.

Time inside vs time outside. People leave the hospital and have multiple days worth of activity in what amounts to about 20 minutes inside the hospital. Some hospital exec leaves and visits multiple places during the time it took a separate story line to get an xray result back.

So many characters on this fucking show. War and Peace in a hospital if all the conflict happens between incestuous doctors.



They completely borrowed a character from nip/tuck. It's ABC though. No one will notice. Some pool hall handsome chap named McSteamy. he basically is just over the top Sawyer from Lost. He's like cartoony Luke Perry. It's so weird. Is this show supposed to be this campy? I keep expecting Ash to walk by or something. I feel like he just walked in from a different show entirely. He's dressed like a pilot. Does he ride a motorcycle? Why is there a bad boy doctor? He's a plastic surgeon? Can Nip/Tuck sue?

It's not bad but it's certainly guilty of using one time characters like patients as lightning rods for emotion rather than have anything between the everyday characters.
This is a better produced version of General Hospital. It's just the typical relationship things cheating breaking up and a pile of shit. This show is an inferior less layered version of House. Torpid House, the show should be called Condo. Get it? Smaller cheaper house? Fuck you.

So much self doubt vs reassurance from other characters. Everyone is constantly giving pep-talks. This is like an episode of Degrassi with out the kids that are assholes. No one on the show is a bad guy, everyone is just having a tough time with stuff and there are 0 antagonists. Theres one serious story line and 20 Rosencrantz and Guildensterns just there for giggles.

Oh good a voice over accompanied with adult contemp music. And apparently a lesbian sex scene. Or at least an implied one. Which happened in House like 5 years ago.

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