goodbye.

I'd like to ask you now to press play on the youtube video and read the following, I heavily edited out 3 different attacks on women to match time of reading to time of the video.

The death rattle for Jersey Shore obviously happened with the addition of Dina. Now I know hopping on and off fads is disgusting. But the reason I am typing this is to truly express how bad I feel for Vinny and Paulie. Always dignant always relative and self aware they filled their role perfectly. They were betrayed by their supporting cast, which ironically were the real stars of the show. Snookie became a cartoon and now has the over exposure of every top row center of Hollywood Squares.

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Jwoww was like skynet and was a great idea until she became self aware and stopped being a joke. Next thing you knew she had a hit clothing line that you could find at both her facebook page and personal website.

Ronny and Sammy's bickering became a punchline like "I know people like them who always fight" except they were apart of people's lives. This was supposed to be entertaining, and theres nothing fun about this face 4 times an episode followed up by 100 times.

I've watched her cry now more than I've seen anyone else cry. That is difficult to even wrap my head around. Its like seeing saying I've seen this person shit themselves and denounce their family 100 times on tv.

Lastly we visit the one that hurts the most. I have to admit I find no joy in Mike "the situation" anymore. His one liners and general candid shamelessness really just added up into me watching a famous person fuck girls I would not fuck, and if I were famous I would not speak to. I used to love Mike but he is just now the douchey guy at the party with the sales job who polarizes the entire room.

I looked forward to the second season with fondness. Now I just found out they are on Episode two of the 5th season and I still haven't seen the final to their second time back in Jersey.