i can not express how upset i would fucking be if i paid 200$ to see taylor swift and justin bieber came out and sang his horse shit pop garbage. i am there to see the tender songwriting and singing of t-swiftz

I guess my mind would be more blown by Adele if I never knew Sade existed.

i can't believe anna paquin's tits aren't enough to get me to watch true blood.

softcore for twilight fans is just too fucking much at times, i watch every hbo show and this is worse than entourage.

being a child

i had this really funny dream where i was basically shawn michaels.
i kicked at least 12 different people in the face.

Every single time it happened it was new to me. it was like 12 different surprise parties with 12 different fun themes i would enjoy. first party was dinosaurs second party sharks, ninja turtles, Brazilian women, all the way down and so on.



I kicked my neighbor who I honestly haven't thought of for 3 years in the face right off a cliff. I'm typing this self serving piece of shit not because I want to brag about what a moron I am. But because the dream made me so happy and it was so fun I wish I could commit it to you in all seriousness the delight it brought me. This dream happened like a month ago now and its still fresh for me. I've been in a girls stupid pussy since this dream happened and if I had a chance to revisit either feeling it would be the dream.

I kicked a fucking child off an innertube. I think I was on a beach and the child was in water and I hate to admit I have a personal relationship with this child and it is a family member and though I shan't divulge which child this was I can honestly say she 100% didn't deserve it.

I wish all my dreams were this real. I wish my real life dreams would feel this fulfilling if I pulled them off. I bet this is what it would feel like if I ever accomplished or cared about any sort of goal. I guess thats apathetic/nihilistic whatever but if you really look at it its envious of assaulting people while wearing boots. Thats something I remember vividly. The feeling of how heavy my boots were when I was doing this. The force of contact felt like I was kicking a stick of celery. It thoroughly was blissful from every moment. The wind up crow hop when I get ready for the kick motion. The connection is understood and theres no need to get into this. I'm not a masochist and I haven't been in a fight for years but I really am serious theres nothing funnier than kicking people in the face to me. Its high comedy.




By the way if you accidently go to the adult entertainer "Sean Michaels" website you see a giant black dick with no warning. I feel like there should be some sort of disclaimer about. That, allthough interracial pr0n and wrestling are like two of my favorite things and I could never be disappointed with one or the other.

is there anything harder to do than rallying yourself to bash things that people like when you really can't put a finger on why they weren't good?


i'm trying guys

but t2 sucked

half baked post

watching half baked right now and i think X things

1 jim breuer is much much funnier than this

2 i think this is the movie that talked me out of seeing any episodes of the chappele show

3 oh hey look, the black girl from the craft was in another movie before she fell off the face of the earth

4 if i smoked weed i couldn't imagine this movie being funny

5 everyone in 8th grade who insisted this movie was hilarious owes me an apology

6 if 311 played faster they'd be the deftones

7 laura silverman is hotter and probably funnier than sarah.

8 amy winehouse has a great voice and thats enough for me to like her, does anyone know what songs she did that are good? i don't want to just rush in blind

Cowboys and shit and no connection to characters and plot holes and realizing that Harrison Ford is a shitbum and why is Sam Rockwell in this movie and Aliens

i'm sorry

why does anyone give a shit about this movie?